Why would anyone want to do that in a suit?
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100 years ago he would have been shipped off to the freak show where he belongs, but in the 21st century he's a viral video superstar!
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Ok, now you're taller than me but that doesn't count.
Your nuts.
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Rubber legs sound more practical than they really are.
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This is cool if she can get back to regular, but tragic if she can't.
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I can't hear you! Lalalalala!
A picture of three girls farting.
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You're just jealous.
Fun fact - you can not fold a human being more than eleven times.
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We know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes: She CAN kick two books at once.
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This would make an awesome screensaver.
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Is the midget in the vegetable crisper still serving shots?
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We're all thinking the same thing - that wall is a hideous shade of yellow.
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"Meh, Van Damme can do it better," said the guy who was missing the point.
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That's not what I meant when I said hold on to your ankles.
Not to be radical, but I think the government should hunt this freak down like the animal he is.
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Oh great, who farted?
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If you can fit into your laundry bag, you'll always have a hiding place when the cops show up.
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"She fit into the dog carrier."
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