It's a dog-eat-cat world out there.

Imagine that inside you.

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on the fantastic Baconator - the breakfast of champions."

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

It's great that In-N-Out prints bible verses on their cups, but sees nothing wrong with letting people order 20x20s.

Hmmm.. I wonder what salt in tabasco sauce tastes like?

Would you like loneliness with that?

This will be the first and last time you ever hear someone call Taco Bell high quality tacos - "We saw your picture of six guys doing 100 tacos from taco bell. They had it easy with such high quality tacos. We here at UCD go with the cheaper, greasier, more nauseating brand (Jack in the Box) and we do it with half the people."

"100 tacos, 6 people - it was a valiant effort, but in the end the tacos won." Are those three on the Blue Barracudas or something?

I hope a stripper jumps out of that thing.

"I decided that one quad stacker from BK wasn't enough. So, I made The Ocho."

This one's for America guys.

"4 men, 1 hour, 200 Wendy's chicken nuggets."

"Sectupla Stuffed."

Sure his lip is bleeding but remember - no pain, no gain.

What's that in your mouth? Oh. Wow.

Either the world's tiniest man or the world's most insane hamburger.