Nothing is more sacred than the bond between a man and his giant cheeto monster

A ma with a green bag over his head dances with the love of his life.

Simple sites: popcorn

Delicious.

Bacon news: behold, Baconhenge

To this day, no one knows why the druids built this breakfast monument.

By far the strangest idea for a fake Web site I've ever seen

The Jared Fogel memorial Web site. No, he isn't dead. I checked.

Simple sites: Jello time

Welcome to me new favorite Jello Web site.

This cake looks like sh*t

It's everyone's favorite shock video re-interpreted as a delicious cake. The poop is made of chocolate!

Busy Americans deserve nothing less than a hands-free fast food meal

The Onion: New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

He popped, but the fun has finally stopped

The inventor of the pringle has died and by his wishes his ashes will be buried in a pringles can. We've lost a great visionary.

Bacon News: the manliest chocolate

Chocolate is a food generally associated with girls. In this case, it's merely a condiment for manly slices of pig.

Classy people having a classy meal in the subway

Group sets up an elegant looking meal on a subway car. I guess you could call it a prank. Homeless people pee in subway cars.

Please be fake: Pets or food

Clearly fake. You can't get baby seal meat for $1.74 a pound anywhere anymore.

The most realistic looking chocolate anus we've ever seen

Let's be honest, if you're in the market for a chocolate anus you may as well go with the best. Bonus: they also sell limited edition solid silver anuses. It's pretty much the go to place on the Internet for expensive anuses.

2x the cream, 2x the tragedy on I-80

A truck delivering double stuft oreos to orphans crashed on I-80, covering the highway in the delicious cookies. I made up the orphan part, but there is nothing in the article that says they weren't for orphans. The bottom line is that the orphans don't have any cookies now and that's sad.

Please be REAL: Meatwater

I'm so parched, I could drink three cheeseburgers.

Bacon News: Bacon ice cream, just in time for summer

There's no better way to cool off during a hot summer than with 2 refreshing scoops of cold bacon in a waffle cone with rainbow sprinkles.

Bacon News: How to make the best BLT ever (contains no lettuce or tomato)

Best Blogs: Pictures of things that look like ducks

This Peanut Looks Like a Duck may not be one of the best blogs. It may be the best blog.

People you are going to outlive

Proving to the world that you can eat a big mac in one bite is like publicly triple-dog daring your heart to stop working.

Bacon News: "I'll have 10 pounds of bacon surrounded by a whopper, please"

Did everyone know that you could just keep adding bacon at Burger King? Why didn't anyone tell me?

The even more world's most expensive ice cream sundae

Ice cream is simply not worth eating unless it's forged from glacial melt. Peanut butter swirls are also preferable.