A ma with a green bag over his head dances with the love of his life.
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Delicious.
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To this day, no one knows why the druids built this breakfast monument.
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The Jared Fogel memorial Web site. No, he isn't dead. I checked.
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Welcome to me new favorite Jello Web site.
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It's everyone's favorite shock video re-interpreted as a delicious cake. The poop is made of chocolate!
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The Onion: New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
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The inventor of the pringle has died and by his wishes his ashes will be buried in a pringles can. We've lost a great visionary.
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Chocolate is a food generally associated with girls. In this case, it's merely a condiment for manly slices of pig.
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Group sets up an elegant looking meal on a subway car. I guess you could call it a prank. Homeless people pee in subway cars.
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Clearly fake. You can't get baby seal meat for $1.74 a pound anywhere anymore.
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Let's be honest, if you're in the market for a chocolate anus you may as well go with the best. Bonus: they also sell limited edition solid silver anuses. It's pretty much the go to place on the Internet for expensive anuses.
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A truck delivering double stuft oreos to orphans crashed on I-80, covering the highway in the delicious cookies. I made up the orphan part, but there is nothing in the article that says they weren't for orphans. The bottom line is that the orphans don't have any cookies now and that's sad.
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I'm so parched, I could drink three cheeseburgers.
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There's no better way to cool off during a hot summer than with 2 refreshing scoops of cold bacon in a waffle cone with rainbow sprinkles.
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This Peanut Looks Like a Duck may not be one of the best blogs. It may be the best blog.
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Proving to the world that you can eat a big mac in one bite is like publicly triple-dog daring your heart to stop working.
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Did everyone know that you could just keep adding bacon at Burger King? Why didn't anyone tell me?
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Ice cream is simply not worth eating unless it's forged from glacial melt. Peanut butter swirls are also preferable.
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