Violent food always sells well.

To make a great pizza you need oregano, salt, garlic, cheese puffs, pretzels, and pasta sauce.

The best part about a food shaming is that it becomes an ant shaming by morning.

"Don't really remember that night, but I did wake up with strep throat"

That's going to attract the ants.

"Who doesn't love delicious o-rings?"

Yeah, this stuff will kill you. It's for squirrels.

Goopy.

It's hard enough to lose weight as it is...

"I wish i hadn't wasted that good lunchmeat"

"Marinara Sauce and Ranch Dressing Shaming. When he woke up the next day his face was clean."

"This has to be the best obituary ever written."

"Half eatin turkey sandwhich for sale on ebay"

Hmm. these snacks sure taste bad.

"Grubs thought it would be a good idea to steal all the ketchup and mustard from Dairy Queen. He paid for that idea a few beer bongs later."

"Don't let the cooks change the advertisement on the marquee board." Hey, at least they know it.

What the fuck kind of food designer came up with this winner?

"This was the album cover for my old band, Tastes Like Grandma."

"I always knew Richard Simmons had a thing for produce, I just never knew how far he took it..."