These look like real binoculars but actually hold 16 ounces of liquor. It doesn't work with non-alcoholic beverages though, it's weird.
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Sunday Sadness just isn't as catchy.
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"Before the Harvard-Yale football game a band of daring Yale students donned red shirts labeled 'Harvard Pep Squad' and placed thousands of sheets of red and white construction paper on the Harvard bleachers."
"DUCK!"
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"The result of performance enhancing drugs"
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I think this defines determination.
No football after Ivan...
We posted a picture of bush looking stupid, so here's one of Kerry being a girl? (to keep it fair and balanced)
"Gameball presented to Janet after the game....Love them PATS!!!!"
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Girl's butt. At a footbal game. Somehow this is cute.
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"No wonder these guys can't make the call... something else must be on their brain."
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Easy! I'm not a wide receiver!
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In case you're in a hurry, here's the funny part: their helmets.
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You don't become a household name until it's repeated 100 times on television.
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A high school football player stages his own press conference and chooses a school that never even recruited him. Is it still a prank if you pull it on yourself?
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Sure it's funny to you, but how bad must Pats fans in Nicaragua feel?
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For those who like watching running backs who can run faster than regular human athletes...
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Just a couple of dudes hangin' out... Having fun... Quarterbacking the Titans...
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In the basement of the dorm..
Two Brady-Killers just talkin' about sports... If anybody out there knows Tom Brady, please send him this video and video tape his reaction. Awesome, thanks.
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