One of your 365 dreams should be to have those 9 days of the year back.
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150
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2 months ago
Chinese people in China are introduced to fortune cookies for the first time. Strangely, they ate the paper and threw away the cookie.
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56
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3 months ago
Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.
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63
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2 years ago
See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me.
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52
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2 years ago
Can I still eat other shitty cookies?
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51
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2 years ago
At least this plastic bag tastes pretty good.
You know, I'm beginning to suspect those lucky numbers aren't actually that lucky.
Why do you toy with me, fortune cookie?
They are right.
and isn't that the greatest fortune of all?
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2
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3 years ago
Do cookies dream?
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3
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3 years ago
How post-modern.
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2
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3 years ago
Your fortune must be a little too clever for it's own good.
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0
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3 years ago
You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife.
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0
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3 years ago
Dude, don't play those numbers. They are obviously not as lucky as some people would have you think.
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0
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3 years ago
"Damn, my last one said I'd do it with Jessica Alba."
Wwwwwwhhhhattt??!!?
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0
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3 years ago
Ask again later.
"A fortune that explains the noises I hear at night.
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1
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3 years ago
FORTUNE COOKIE: It looks like the nerds hacked into the fortune-cookie-tron.
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3 years ago
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