This issue's header is actually tamer than usual. You should have seen last weeks, it was borderline sick.

"The day before this it said 'Finals!"

"He was so proud of it he circled it."

I didn't know that was an element?

The professor didn't have a clue for about 15 minutes! He finally saw it, and nonchalantly turned it off. What a trooper.

THE PERIODIC TABLE IS NOT A JOKE YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS!

This picture was taken in Backwards World, where Greyhound means "shit eater."

"Fuck 'da censors."

"WVU vs UCLA Game. We ended up beating UCLA and rushing the court."

West Virginia won the game in triple overtime, and this guy won by getting on TV.

"He's a bad motha... shut yo mouth!"

It's not often we toss around the word hero, but whoever went around the library at the University of Waterloo and closed the window shades to spell out FUCK, well...

"Hat trick"

14-6 were all A, and 48 and 49 were C. Sean got a 10%. Not bad all things considered.

But the sign on her back said...

What do you want me to do with that spider? This better be one accurate horoscope.

I'm soooo Fu King hungry.

Alex Haro, living the dream.

"This photo is not doctored or photoshopped in any way, this is exactly how it looked. It was quite a task getting everyone to cooperate but we pulled it off. It has been done before, that is how we got the idea, but not since 1977."

"Got someone with the old 850 cups filled with water routine."

"I think I just might go back to bed..."