Why don't you take a picture it'll last longer!

"Needless to say, the girl was less than attractive."

Calm down. It's Splash Mountain.

You are the chosen one.

Lindsay Lohan makes a funny face. Three weeks, five days until Herbie: Fully Loaded.

"The idiot snorted salt."

Hey everybody, look at me!

Damn horse paparazzi, leave me alone!

That's a Looney Tunes quality slap.

THAT GUY CONTEST: I keep telling you, these are funnier when they are unintentional. This one's pretty funny though.

Here is my impression of yo' mama.

"How to ruin a perfectly good picture of three girls that you hate."

A very disturbing (nudity) picture, for several reasons.

"My girlfriend's dog caught in the act". The act of what is not explained.

Don't try to save time by ironing your shirt while it's still on. It's not worth it.

"Submitted because the facial expression is priceless. In Maryland, we take pride in our crabs."

"After I finished a 18 pack to myself i decided to do my best Chris Farely facial expression.. "

Is John Kerry trying to reach out to the "sickly looking" vote?

"Some crazy old man I ran up on in Berlin." Totally awesome.

We posted a picture of bush looking stupid, so here's one of Kerry being a girl? (to keep it fair and balanced)