"Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans."
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2 months ago
This truck is so slippery it can't even get in an accident.
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2 months ago
Sir, we've seen your past few girlfriends. Your premium is going to be through the roof.
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3 months ago
Surprise!
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4 months ago
McMeatball sub anyone?
Well, fairly gigantic.
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4 months ago
Are you asking, or is the question mark part of the exclamation?
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4 months ago
They're displaying Whister's Big Momma 2 this weekend, we must go see it.
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4 months ago
You should see what he can do with scissors and some hair gel.
Richie from Family Matters has apparently opened a towel store.
Then where are the GI Joes shop?
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7 months ago
I'll have the vanilla.
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7 months ago
High school was rough for this fast food chain.
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7 months ago
What could be healthier?
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7 months ago
Yet they still spell food with an f.
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8 months ago
When you open a store, you get to call it whatever you want.
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8 months ago
You know, to power elliptical machines and stuff.
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8 months ago
Probably named after the James Brown song, but only probably.
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8 months ago
Home of Dr. Ridiculous, DDS.
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8 months ago
MissPuke.com was taken?
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9 months ago
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