'Do you guys have anything that doesn't have roast beef in it?'
'There's the roast beef egg sausage and roast beef - that doesn't have much roast beef.'
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3 years ago
He who pumped it dumped it.
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3 years ago
At least they're up front about it.
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3 years ago
We'll drop a load in your hole.
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3 years ago
If my dog wanted self service, I wouldn't be bringing him into this kind of place.
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3 years ago
An anonymous gift certificate is the perfect hint for that special someone in your life.
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3 years ago
Area rugs cleaned, eh?
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3 years ago
The rehab clinic so hip, they pluralize with a z.
No, we don't carry Free Trade Coffee.
In Ireland they don't have time to name restaurants.
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3 years ago
Alright, I'll get the cornrows!
Come on! What else could that possibly mean?
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3 years ago
What you are hoping to see with the flowers.
Don't let the bed bugs bite!
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4 years ago
Anyone up for some fudge brownies tonight?
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4 years ago
Everyone's got a hole in their wang! Tee hee.
Check out this hilarious picture!
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7 years ago
saw this at a fire expo in san diego
Truth in advertising.
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1 year ago
POP
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3 years ago
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