At least you didn't get Professor Broomhandle, I hear he's the worst... from a friend, I heard it from a friend.
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I'll show ya mine if you show me yours.
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'deese Nuss.
Get your G.E.D!
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Wasn't that the name of Pee Wee Herman's puppet?
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'Your honor, if I may I'd like to karate chop another cement brick.'
'I'll allow it.'
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He didn't last as a middle school teacher.
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Our school's plan? Shame them into achieving.
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"Oh I'll listen for their call all right," said the man who thought anything could be innuendo.
And they call it... The Aristocrats!
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They killed his family, but they didn't know he was licensed to regulate agriculture.
Was he named after a prank call Bart Simpson placed?
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Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I intend to prove that my client was not frontin, and was in fact set up!
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Just make sure it doesn't break.
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Everybody study programming tonight!
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Maybe they should rename it "Associates."
Are they holding hands? I think that would be acceptable in this situation.
A Chevrolet is a hell of a car.
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Shouldn't he have gone into penisology instead?
Bill Nye the Insurance Guy?
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