Chuck Norris, professor of kicking ass and making Sunday afternoon movies.
"You can't make this stuff up."
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3 years ago
I'm afraid I already have.
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3 years ago
Our Gang.
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3 years ago
Remember, there is nothing wrong with finding the obituaries funny.
It is unsinkable. God himself could not sink this ship.
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3 years ago
Mr. Bill?
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3 years ago
Dirty Harry.
"Yeah, I bet he is."
Yeah, I bet they're glossy!!!!1!!
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3 years ago
"Found porn."
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3 years ago
"I legally changed my middle name to danger."
It's pronounced Cyu-mington-Ite.
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3 years ago
Sometimes, it's better to just be forgotten.
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3 years ago
Poor, poor Harry.
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3 years ago
He teaches Machiavellian Tactics 200, The Family Unit 200, and Running A Joke Into The Ground 150.
Hey hey he should name his son "hairy balls!" Then his name would be...
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3 years ago
This couldn't be less subtle if he said "We need a student body president who is part of the female genitalia."
Alright Adam!
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3 years ago
More like lake BOREoggagoggmanchuaggagoggchaubunagungamaugs!
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3 years ago
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