You don't want to know where he put the nozzle.
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5 months ago
All your pump are belong to us.
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35
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1 year ago
Rookie gas station attendant.
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64
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2 years ago
My dad said, "I haven't seen that sign since i was your age."
"Two friends and I were driving from Omaha to Kansas City and we were playing the game to see how long we could go without stopping for gas until we had to and pulled off at the first exit we could find. It was a little hick town and we had to drve five miles from the highway to get to the main street and we found this drug store." The game where you see how long you can go without getting gas?
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2 years ago
Do you know why we pulled you over m'aam? That's correct, to take pictures and laugh at you.
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2 years ago
Probably not the first F the gas station attendant has seen.
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10
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2 years ago
Free crappy CD with every fill-up!
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1
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3 years ago
I said WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, OFFICER?
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1
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3 years ago
"She was drunk and backed over the gas pump and the station caught on fire. It was her second dui that year." It's amazing how much trust we put in other humans to just not do stuff like that, and how this woman broke that trust.
That's a great idea for a carwash. Why is nobody there?
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1
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3 years ago
"A real Shell station sign in Timmons, Ontario.....I don't think there's even a ghetto within 1,000 miles of this sign..."
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4 years ago
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