Well well well...It's come to my attention that despite my previous and painfully clear instructions, some of you are still failing to nail any chick you want. Weird, I know. But because my drop-dread good looks and winning personality are matched...
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5 days ago 
The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is on summer break. Welcome our newest weekly column, Dating, It's Complicated, written by Jason Michaels. -StreetDating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrasing...
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6 months ago 
5 Easy Steps to Getting Your Best Friend's GalIt's happened to everyone. Whether it's true love or simply boredom, you've found yourself lusting after the forbidden fruit of friendships, your buddy's girlfriend. Despite the fact that she's clearly...
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8 months ago 
Your mileage may vary, but they are: The Beginning:Beautiful, funny, kind, she'll inspire you to acts of poetry that will inspire your friends to call you gay. You'll say it's "love", defined here as a one-sided activity comprised mostly of...
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8 months ago 
Woman: Help! Someone stole my purse.Captain Power: Fear not, citizen! For I am Captain Pow-Girlfriend: Oh my GOD! You DID NOT just hit on someone in front of me!CP: Chill babe...I'm just doing my job.GF: Why do you want to help her...
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1 year ago
Jason Michaels is the Virgin Mobile Summer Intern. You can read his blog here. If you have any "Websites if Girls Ruled the Internet" send them to me at jasonsinternship@gmail.com and I'll post them next week!
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1 year ago 
Special thanks to Thomas Murray for his Photoshopping skills
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1 year ago 
Greetings future business leaders of America! What would you say if I told you that I knew a way you could double your income, increase your benefits and add precious dollars to your retirement fund? Now what if I told you that you could do all of...
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2 years ago 
In the particularly awkward phase of making conversation with a girl, it is easy to repulse them with conversation that simply does not appeal to the mass of female society.Best bet is to just let them do the talking.Allow them vent about how...
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3 years ago 
This is an email confiscated from some girl's computer regarding her plans for this past weekend...
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3 years ago 
More surprising similarities from two seemingly unrelated things. Both the perfect girl and the perfect computer should have: Sleek, solid constructions Several compliant ports Interior free of dust or...
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3 years ago 
I think we've all experienced at one time or another in our lives the girl we like a lot but become friends with first. The first two weeks are crucial if you’re trying to get with her. At the end of two weeks if you haven't told her how...
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3 years ago
After weeks of deliberation, the finals of the Disney Hottest Princess Contest are finally here! This tournament has seen ups, downs, surprises, tears, and more. At long last, we've reached the finals, where one of our lucky princesses will be...
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3 years ago 
You play both. It's boring if they're too easy. If they're too hard you want to give up. Cheating is fun while you do it, but afterwards you feel a little guilty. Once you're finished, your friends can get their...
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3 years ago 
KelliI'm in love with Molli. She likes coffee just like me- milke and 9 sugars, bro. We drank Starbuck’s and banged at her apartment last night. She’s not perfect, but at least better than skanky Brandi...AlliFuck I'm lonely.
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3 years ago 
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