"This was taken at the petting zoo at Preditor World in Branson, MO. No joke, this goat jumped onto the donkey, then over the fence, and started eating the grain under the quarter machine dispenser."

"The disturbing thing about this picture wasn't necessarily that goats were for sale, but that more than half the tabs were taken."

Must be a fraternity thing.

Oh my god, did the condom just break?

Apparently at Drake all the weirdos get up before noon.

Hey baby, can I buy you a tin can to chew on?

What makes a goat beautiful?

Doesn't he remind you of Billy Bob Thronton?

"Mexican tradition of dancing with your taco meat."

The best part about drinking with you guys is I get to eat the cans when you're done.

"Who says frat's aren't cool?"

"Goats don't like elevators."

Dude, I know you're my best friend but I gotta tell you that new girl you are sleeping with is a real pig.

A man with a handle of Jim Beam and a goat are hanging out in a pool, and the goat says...

2.99 per pound, and I've got a $20, how much do you have?

I am a simple goat, I live on the back of a pick-up truck.

Don't worry baby, I know the rhythm method.

This is Clay Henry. He is the mayor of a small town in Texas called Lajitas. He was elected mayor of the town, and drinks 30 beers a day. Also, he's a goat.