CollegeHumor: God Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925032 Wii Church Game Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:05:34 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925032 Wii Church Game nonadult comedy "Does this game have extra lives? Only if you count living on eternally in Heaven. That's the only 'extra life' I'm interested in." wii, church, prayer, videogames, religion, god christian wtf <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925032"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/7/collegehumor.6bf1f01a7e84adc753af0997e9a5d183.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 34 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920532 I thought Paul Bunyan dug the Grand Canyon dragging his axe behind him. Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:48:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920532 I thought Paul Bunyan dug the Grand Canyon dragging his axe behind him. nonadult comedy I thought Paul Bunyan dug the Grand Canyon dragging his axe behind him. thread, grand canyon, god, atheist, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920532"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/b/collegehumor.c7baf54f78c0434123bf9b4bbc7e607d.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 89 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919311 Footprints Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:03:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919311 Footprints nonadult comedy Sometimes when life gets tough, God picks you up and carries you. But sometimes God gets tired of your crap. sketch comedy, team tiger awesome, sand, footprint, god, beach <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919311"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/3/collegehumor.d8dd492da78ca79becea8d73d354160d.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:585">Team Tiger Awesome</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 49 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789328 Heaven's Short List Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789328 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Peter talking to a man at the pearly gates.  A long line of people behind them.

Peter:  "I'm sorry sir, you're not on the list.  You'll have to step aside."

Man:  "No, there has to be some kind of mistake."

Peter:  "Oh, well then..."  Quickly flips through the list.  "Nope, still not. Step aside please.  Next in line."

Next man starts moving forward.  First man stops him.

Man:  "Hey, hold on."

Peter sighs.

Peter:  "What?"

Man:  "What about the time I picked up trash on the highway?"

Peter:  "What about it?"

Man:  "What do you mean 'What about it?'  I think that should count for something."

Peter:  "Well it might if you weren't court ordered."
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1704313"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/3/collegehumor.74cc9b4225941c17b9e96a03ec4a0e52.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-13 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1704313">Julian Ramirez</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 40 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788598 How God Really Feels About Gay Sex Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788598 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
The Garden of Eden, day ten or so.

God: Adam, there's something we need to talk about.

Adam: Sure, what's up?

God: It's about sex.

Adam: Oh sex! I meant to thank you for that. Great invention. Use it all the time. In your top five, for sure.

God: I'm actually not talking about sex with Eve - I'm talking about sex with someone like yourself.

Adam: Ah, that? Sorry, sometimes I'm alone, or Eve's not in themood, and I have to make do. In fact, since you removed that rib, I canalmost reach it with my mo-

God: No! No, I'm not talking about that. I meant about sex with another one of my creations, who I also made as a male.

Adam: Who? The snake? The angel with the flaming sword? Because youalready told me the animals were a no fly zone, and I'm not even surethe winged dude is into that kind of thing.

God: Look, one day, you and Eve will procreate, creatingnations of both women and men. It may come to pass that a man, like yourself, may lie with another man, and I just wanted to let you know that-
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God: Adam, might I speak with thou for a moment?
Adam: Yes my Lord?
God: It seems that fruit is missing from my tree.
Adam: Indeed my Lord! Eve tasted from the tree earlier this morning!
God: ...What did thou say?
Adam: My blessed Eve, she ate from the tree.
God: Oh...OK. Adam, have thou not learned of My rules for living together in My Garden of Eden?
Adam: But what do You mean my Lord?! How have I forsaken You?
God: My child, it was not so much thou as it was thy woman. I am starting to believe that creating her may not have been the wisest of choices. 
Adam: But my Lord! Eve assured me that it would be fine to eat from the tree! !slice
God: Have I not clearly labeled what is Mine and what is yours? Did I not time and time again insist that she respect my belongings? Doest thou see me taking things from her? Doest thou?!  Plus, it seems as though she never leaves!
Adam: My Lord forgive her, she know not what she do!
God: Oh you pitiful man! Eve knows exactly what she does! Thy "blessed" Eve continues to displease me, Adam. Thou shalt teach thy woman some respect, or else I shalt burden her with the pains of labor!
Adam: No, Lord! Please forgive us!
God: I do not know how I can forgive thou, Adam. thou hast broken my golden rule.
Adam: I know my Lord. I am so sorry for not treating thou the way I would like to be treated!
God: No, Adam.  "Gods before broads."  I shall mail you your share of the security deposit whence I move out. 

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1256268"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.baby.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-06-25 20:55:24 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1256268">Daniel Mantler</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1144"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 91 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />