CollegeHumor: Graduation Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916229 "One day m'lady. One day you shall be Queen to all my insects and I shall be your King." Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:06:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916229 "One day m'lady. One day you shall be Queen to all my insects and I shall be your King." nonadult comedy "One day m'lady. One day you shall be Queen to all my insects and I shall be your King." creepy, graduation, that guy, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916229"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/5/collegehumor.717221a7426e4c5b6b30834555917741.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1869877">Clark</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914793 Adopt-a-Graduate Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914793 Adopt-a-Graduate nonadult comedy There's no way they can survive on their own. CH Originals, graduation, ch sketches, charity, college, unemployment <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914793"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/1/collegehumor.14a256004cce99d2e43f7a01cfd872e7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 497 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1777476 Realistic College Grad Party Invitation Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1777476 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-16 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 31 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914037 Eugene Mirman High School Commencement Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:55:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914037 Eugene Mirman High School Commencement nonadult comedy Every Principal should have a comedian release their students from knowledge prison. eugene mirman, high school, graduation, commencement speech, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914037"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/c/collegehumor.f6c308fc23491e2b215c9bfc0ef6f89d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 156 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1912243 He's obviously using reverse psychology. Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1912243 He's obviously using reverse psychology. nonadult comedy He's obviously using reverse psychology. desmond tutu, commencement speech, graduation, UNC, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1912243"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/4/collegehumor.e5ab10c68d83f89bea215ab4b3dea524.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913071 Honest Graduation Song Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913071 Honest Graduation Song nonadult comedy Pass this along to your high school buddies, if you remember who they are. CH Originals, ch music, graduation, honest, song, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913071"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/5/collegehumor.ae87639b0f4b1bd56739c215dccf46e7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1442 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913424 "So this is a checklist of everything they want us to do during Beach Week?" Sat, 06 Jun 2009 11:51:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913424 "So this is a checklist of everything they want us to do during Beach Week?" nonadult comedy "So this is a checklist of everything they want us to do during Beach Week?" senior, graduation, pamphlet, survival guide, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913424"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/5/collegehumor.d6229f5a1f0bd8e0ce12e8b51e49cfcd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1911565 Oh sheesh y'all, I've got to find a job. Tue, 26 May 2009 14:13:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1911565 Oh sheesh y'all, I've got to find a job. nonadult comedy Oh sheesh y'all, I've got to find a job. graduation, jake and amir, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1911565"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/6/collegehumor.cc87db5926d709c4445d3486252ecd6e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2026084">Michele Hoover</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 67 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776209 Accurate Commencement Program Thu, 21 May 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776209 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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Words to find:
INSPIRE
HOPE
CHANGE
PLANS
START
YAY
NEW
FUTURE


Answers after the jump!
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excited to be moving back into mom's basement
Ah, graduation. It seems like just days ago I was awkwardly Facebook-friending my entire Freshman class and explaining to my mom why I'd need to start taking the pill. I had high hopes for the future and knew that college was just the beginning to the awesome adventure that would be my adult life. But now -THANKS RECESSION JOB MARKET- I'll be spending my post-college days sleeping on strangers couches and my nights soliciting Midwest tourists in Times Square (mention this article for 20% off!). And so I thought I should probably use my remaining days as a college student to do something positive and share with future grads what these last four years have taught me. 


Most electronic devices are not waterproof.

 

Remember that time in high school you got really drunk and jumped in the pool with your phone? Welcome to every weekend for the next four years. Your phone WILL end up in a toilet. Your iPod WILL end up in a beer. And you WILL wake up one Saturday afternoon to find that your laptop has been marinating in a vodka-fruit punch cocktail all night.  Personally, during the span on college I've seen six cell phones, two iPods, and one laptop all bite the dust in extremely inconvenient and watery ways. Which is why you should take out an insurance policy on everything and start rehearsing the following phrase now: "Why no, Apple/Dell/Sony Customer Service Representative, I don't know why the keyboard smells like Hawaiian Punch."
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