That's boogers.

Santa has gone crazy and rolled around in elf blood.

"Someone, somehow managed to put a green toilet atop the 4-story-high clock tower of the NMT Library. there are no stairs leading to the top of the tower, and it is 2 stories taller the the library itself."

"Turns out you CAN have too much green beer on St. Patrick's Day. This is real- trust me, I'm gonna be a doctor." That doesn't explain the orange glow affect on the rim...

Don't make me pass out... you wouldn't like me when I'm passed out.

He comes out of that a mutant turtle.

"He just found out it's permanent marker."

Oh pickup truck owners, why are you all so crazy?

"Oscar the Grouch pissed me off one too many times."

It takes a special guy to go for the matching neon green hubcaps.

I have seen heaven, and it's amazing.

"My old teammate dyed Sadam's moat green for St. Paddy's day"

Looks like someone said "I don't know" on the ground floor (you either got that one or you were born after 1985).

Either it was St. Patrick's day this week, or this kid's beer bonging listerine.

JMU...the only college where ANY guy can get laid!!

"Here's something to add to baloosh's post on March 15th. Go U of Missouri Rolla St. Pats!"

"Doing laundry for the first time..."

"It took 4 hours, but with an air compressor I filled my roommate's room with 500 green balloons, closed the door, and waited for him to get back. Its fun to run around in it!"