CollegeHumor: Guido Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793991 The Categories of a Douchebag Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793991 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

PREPORIOUS DOUCHEBAGIUM
"Preppy Douchebag"
Pickup line: "You would look good sunbathing at my Nantucket summer cottage."
Found: Ivy League campuses, smoking clubs, Rugby stores
Wears: Polo shirts, boating shoes, suits at inappropriate times
Thrives on: "Intellectual" discussions, purebred dogs, wine coolers
Weakness: Actually intellectual discussions.

FRATERNITORUS DOUCHEBAGIUM
"Frat Bro Douchebag"
Pickup line: "I made this drink for you."
Found: Beer pong championships, The Game, not lectures
Wears: College apparel, Birkenstocks with socks, puca shell necklaces
Thrives on: Natty Ice, cold pizza, the blood of sorority freshmen
Weakness: Correct spelling and grammar.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2137237"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/a/collegehumor.5acc24905249c461d51032da3fb7ee6a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-10 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2137237">Emily</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 71 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924385 We Are Douchebags Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:12:35 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924385 We Are Douchebags nonadult comedy That's not fair. If douchebags reclaim the word douchebag, then we have to find something else to call them. I suggest "asshole loser jerks that everyone hates." sketch comedy, slick gigolo, douchebag, guido, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924385"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/5/collegehumor.1a1e48b56192e10532585ee57bd19de2.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 735 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924644 Tony from Long Island Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:50:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924644 Tony from Long Island nonadult comedy He wooed those gasses from his girlfriend. halloween2009, guido, orange, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924644"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/2/collegehumor.9fed60a88cf360d76208e1c24683a3f5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:691678">chris</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1871"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923870 Guido Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:59:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923870 Guido nonadult comedy I hope he was able to handle the fist pumping dance moves. halloween2009, guido, orange, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923870"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/6/collegehumor.5690c830cf5cb0d3ff665ba69f12d28b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922301 "Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray." Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:55:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922301 "Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray." nonadult comedy "Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray." suntan, orange, guido, kissy face, douche, haircut <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922301"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/3/collegehumor.4d821c840fefd0e5a3aa7093f1313889.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1357795">Creepie</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:22"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921451 He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen. Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:19:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921451 He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen. nonadult comedy He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen. orange, guido, suntan, douche, blowout, haircut <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921451"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/0/collegehumor.5f093d6c3a43432251f8de90ee8d7d32.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1357795">Creepie</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:22"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1904631 Stop the Hottest College Girl Contest. We've found our winner. Mon, 23 Mar 2009 12:56:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1904631 Stop the Hottest College Girl Contest. We've found our winner. nonadult comedy Stop the Hottest College Girl Contest. We've found our winner. guido, tan, weird, WTF, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1904631"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/3/collegehumor.4fb4545cddf9ffe9bd41dbe3518ef194.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:138024">Mike</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:120"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1902694 Get ready for Guido 2.0. Now with plucked eyebrows! Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:28:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1902694 Get ready for Guido 2.0. Now with plucked eyebrows! nonadult comedy Get ready for Guido 2.0. Now with plucked eyebrows! guido, tan, hair, douche, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1902694"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/b/collegehumor.240096c32b843906b7b5334b937e542e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:654134">Alex Rogan</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1902425 2 time Steeler Superbowl champion kicker Jeff Reed is a total Guido. 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Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:55:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1896905 "Yeah we'll knock out dat kitchen wall, maybe tro in some linoleum floorin' and then I'm gonna invite some of my boys over and my girl Andrea for the dance party I'm tro-ing at your place tonight." nonadult comedy "Yeah we'll knock out dat kitchen wall, maybe tro in some linoleum floorin' and then I'm gonna invite some of my boys over and my girl Andrea for the dance party I'm tro-ing at your place tonight." guido, italian, construction, sign, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1896905"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/c/collegehumor.d5892ff2f756739e2b7f90ccbbcfb10a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886982 Not orange enough! Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:19:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886982 Not orange enough! nonadult comedy Not orange enough! guido, halloween 2008, group costume, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886982"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/3/collegehumor.f6daf7e5d10ed5f0f540af83d6d0c635.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1389087">dave</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886799 My New Haircut Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:56:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886799 My New Haircut nonadult comedy Beer and Red Bull with a pinch of Whey Protein is all I need to get me through the night. guido, my new haircut, halloween 2008, costume, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886799"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/6/collegehumor.6a9aefef366504bac61e9416e7371978.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 21 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1824366 "Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans." Mon, 04 Aug 2008 02:38:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1824366 "Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans." nonadult comedy "Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans." guido, funeral home, funny store name, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1824366"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/0/collegehumor.c2ec95c9dd081476dcd3f6a083c24f45.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1658804">Bassett</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:71"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[They may as well have named this site Guidopedia]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:191104 Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:00:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1819144 Tan New Jersey Tribe Found in the Depths of Belmar! Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:11:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1819144 Tan New Jersey Tribe Found in the Depths of Belmar! nonadult comedy Tan New Jersey Tribe Found in the Depths of Belmar! guido, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1819144"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/9/collegehumor.14e8fb6fbd97636ae65296a902791972.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1312323">Trina Sven</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 102 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1815895 Warning: This picture may be too cool for some monitors to handle. Sat, 17 May 2008 22:27:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1815895 Warning: This picture may be too cool for some monitors to handle. nonadult comedy Warning: This picture may be too cool for some monitors to handle. guido, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1815895"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/8/collegehumor.3ab2cc04cb6cc3625738cbd8563c7ba5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 50 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1815719 The luckiest girl in the whole wide world... Fri, 16 May 2008 19:23:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1815719 The luckiest girl in the whole wide world... nonadult comedy The luckiest girl in the whole wide world... guido, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1815719"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/4/collegehumor.058225bbda5b851be97ab224a24f727a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1480055">Kevin (Epic Fail) Roche</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 34 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810418 100% on Dragonforce Expert Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:42:01 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810418 100% on Dragonforce Expert nonadult comedy This is good. 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