OK, I can see the humor in the alcohol. But isn't putting a gun on a drunk person a little dangerous?

It's not as cute/inspirational when you imagine him shooting the cat 5 seconds later. Sorry for ruining it for ya.

I dont think these guys ever saw american pie. That's probably why they're not laughing.

Just going to the office. TO FIRE THIS GIANT GUN! Hah, the military is SWEETNESS.

I'm guessing they'd win most battles by the guys on the other side hitting on them instead of shooting them. (nudity)

"You ever been gopher hunting? well let me tell you they are persistant critters"

Military budget cuts...

I've always thought this to be the last place I'd want my girlfriend to go with PMS

"This is a picture from my English book. Yikes."

Even the handicapped have Second Amendment rights.

My Dad would always tell me, "Never bring a knife..."

Tom Daschle's head melted when he saw this

"This is how i plan on getting married to many many beautiful women"

I don't know if I should shit my pants or if I should run away! Wait...

As if people who still wear fanny packs aren't scary enough!

Redneck special forces! Go get 'em, boys! Go shoot them cans!

When cats attack...

Don't worry, the gun isn't loaded!

I can't decide if I'm glad or let-down that nobody's put together an army of monkeys yet.

I guess what they say about fishermen is true.