CollegeHumor: Guns N Roses Stuff This Month

CollegeHumor: Guns N Roses Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924754 Slash Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:39:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924754 Slash nonadult comedy I wonder if he can Expert "Through the Fire and Flames." halloween2009, slash, guitar hero, guns n roses, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924754"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/8/collegehumor.5281bbfa8ffdcf49e6885b08a2d9788c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[No one ever thought this day would come]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:203658 Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:00:05 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1750280 The Memoirs of Buckethead Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:58:34 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1750280 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Few musicians personify the insanity of rock n' roll better than Guns N' Roses' masked guitarist, known simply as "Buckethead." Yet the following excerpts from the reclusive musician's memoirs paint a portrait of an artist very different from the man known best for wearing a KFC container on his head.

Ah, dear Journal! It is to you I run once again as my musical purgatory continues. What torment I am in! Each night, forced to perform like some minstrel before a stadium of utter morons. I am Prometheus, and the audience the dreaded vulture waiting to tear out my liver as I arrive in Nassau, in Scranton, in Sacramento, to lend my talents to the pandering songs of some bandana-wearing American hayseed.

If only they knew, dear Journal! If only they knew what mad, glorious genius brewed beneath this upturned bucket of KFC. For what once contained a dozen pieces of Colonel Sander's extra crispy now contains glorious symphonies, Baroque concertos, Italian operas of such beauty that Zeus himself would shed a tear. And all of them, unheard! Unappreciated! Pushed aside so the brainless philistines of rural New Jersey can hear their precious "Sweet Child o' Mine."

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