Must have hit a lot of home runs, or at least a lot of triples.

"This was in front of a liquor store by the way." Classic.

"My friend made a Jungle Juice fountain to keep it mixing." You can also fill a cup without going elbow deep into the punch.

"We almost went home after he passed out, but then we thought to shame him (tux) during which he started choking on his vomit. If we hadn't shamed him, he wouldn't be alive."

"Derek helping Gary put on his swimcap." (dude-ity)

"Don't talk trash about male cheerleaders, they can throw you further than you think."

You sir are a god amongst men.

"The smoking lounge: The only way in and out is through window of our dorm room. It fits four people comfortably sitting inside."

Alright, I give up. Is there some new way to fake Photoshop tattoos or are people really doing this?

"Whiteboards are boring, and no one does anything cool with their doors."

I had it all!

"Now, after drinking all of those guess what we put in the bottles."

This guy turned his roomate's bed into a lizard cage over Winter break. Now that is a prank.

"We shaved facial hair into the back of our heads for Halloween."

"I was at this party, and this girl was capable of holding full bottles of liquor with only her boob. The nudity is a little odd, but it's definitely worth checking out."

Needless to say I got D+ on my English Exam...

This kid deserves "CollegeHumor's Student of The Year" award, even though we don't have one.

Touchdown of hilarity!