There's something about Warren from There's Something About Mary

We might have to kill my step-dad.

No way Kobe's dropping 81 on me!

Eiffel-tower-o-lantern

Borat's a notoriously difficult costume to pull off well. Great job! The tiny American flag helps.

It's-a-me-o-lantern

"We even choreographed the dance and did it at the bar."

Last year he went as Suburban Commando.

The downside is they have to stare at the wall for the rest of the Halloween party.

PLEASE, TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!

If they run past you fast enough, it looks like the cup is flipping.

Great costumes, though you should have had both your feet stuck on a plank.

"He's a porn star...get it?"

40 Year Old Virgin costumes are cheap, but permanent.

He went as a genius.

Go away and LEAVE ME ALONE!

I think that if Duffman and Teen Wolf met in real life, they would be good friends.

Human Beer Bong

A fully functional beer bong costume - "I just saw that other sorry excuse for a beer bong picture you have. I made this last year. It's completely functional, with the tube going down the back and out the sleeve. Could take 2-3 beers easily."

I'm going to try to forget I saw this, but I fear my subconcious is storing it for a nightmare.

"I asked him to do a physical challenge and he just threw up on my feet." Is that Mo?