Knights in Satan's Skirts

This police sent this photo to pet stores along with a warning to not sell this man any turtles.

Cobra Commander

"I had a friend sew the pants and top based on a Civil War Soldier Uniform pattern, I had the logo screen printed on the top, and had stickers made for the belt/helmet/buttons. For the helmet I took a Darth Vader 2-piece, tossed the face, painted the top and bolted a clear welding shield to it."

Classy costumes for classy broads.

I'd rather make out with the sinners than laugh with the saints.

:Beauty part of a Jack Sparrow costume: The more you drink, the easier it is to impersonate him — without even trying.:

The most successful trick-or-treaters of all-time.

A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do.

Leeloo

There's only two elements to a good Leeloo costume.

BioShock

Would you kindly explain how you made that Big Daddy suit?

Girls Gone Guido.

Funny, he doesn't look Jamaican.

Bop It

Careful, you don't want anyone to bop your pull-it.

He's cutting the roof of that child's mouth, stop him!

I'd Scuttle her Flounder.

He-Man and She-Ra

He-Man and She-Ra were related, so let's just hope these two aren't a couple.

Pfft who remembers Hurricane Katrina anymore?

On Halloween, less is more.

The good Hanson brothers.

"When people would ask what I was, I would spray them in the face with water and yell, 'Partly Cloudy with a chance of rain!"