Smithers, get me another beer.
Did I do this?
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I invented this gag. Only in my day, the rookie got naked.
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
"Zombie Goulet likes two things: scotch and brains. Dude had been dead like 12 hours when I showed up to work in this."
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Meddling kids!
Now where are those troll dolls from a few pictures ago?
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I dunno, being in the army looks pretty cool.
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Great costume for albino people.
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I stayed up all night making this costume.
Greatest, and slowest, bartender ever.
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The greatest battle lies within.
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When I dip you dip we dip.
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Skeeter finally replaced his lightning bolt shirt with a BustedTee.
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A group costume with no heart.
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All you need to approach a girl his doctor-patient confidence.
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Blathering blatherskite!
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They need someone in a Mimi Bobeck costume.
"You like Popsicles? Then you need to come on down to the cellar; I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles. Mmhmm."
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Scorpion's new fatality involves those paddles.
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