A burger so good you'll enjoy it twice!

They make pumpkin beer, so why not?

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

A hamburger on a hot dog bun, however, is allowed.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!

"My buddy Charlie decided to invite some fat girls back to our hotel room. As soon as they showed up one passed out on the floor between the wall and the bed and the other on the bed face down, ass in the air. They wouldn't wake up so we took one's dignity by using her ass as a fast food table. Then we woke them up and kicked them out."

Because you asked for it, Samuel L. Jackson in a hamburger bra.

I hope a stripper jumps out of that thing.

"I was in Acapulco and I I couldn't figure out why I felt so sick. Then I looked in my camera and remembered what the hamburger I got from a street vendor the previous night at 3 AM looked like."

Either the world's tiniest man or the world's most insane hamburger.

Brassiere foods? Doucheburgers?

I'll eat anything if you put enough ketchup on it.

Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Fur burgers.

Searching for my lost shaker of dignity.

Someone needs to explain to the Israelis what hamburgers are.

It was funny until the cat started crying.

"They call this one a 'Triple Bypass.' Three hamburger patties, six slices of cheese, and eight slices of bacon... oh, and don't forget the tots"

"It was the funniest sign I ever see."