"For my friend's birthday we managed to cuff him to the keg and told him we wouldn't let him go until it ran dry."
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"I've never made a novelty cake before, and I love how it turned out!"
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Thanks dad, but actually I'm more into weed.
And now it's mom's turn!
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This inspires me. Let's all pledge in the comments to do a keg stand on our 50th birthday. Remember, comments are legally binding.
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45
If Jeff's 21st birthday goes well, he will puke blue frosting later tonight.
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"Surprise birthday party. He was blindfolded and actually thought he was touching two different strippers' asses. He was wrong, it was just one enormous ass."
Even stranger, he gave it to his mom.
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It's a birthday he's already forgot.
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You never know what Dairy Queen is willing to write on a cake until you ask.
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"Beet hung out with us for my 25th birthday, we lost every game but at the end of the day we still won."
The only birthday cake that makes you stronger.
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"Dappy Birthday!"
Freestyle Love Supreme, the funniest freestyling this side of the 8 mile.
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"NES Beer Pong table for my brother's 21st."
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I fail to see the logic in this Salvation Army find. Rub you for luck?
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"Birthday party poster, stolen from a liquor store and modified."
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