CollegeHumor: High School Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922093 Most Bonehead Football Play of all Time Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:37:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922093 Most Bonehead Football Play of all Time nonadult comedy I'd like to think football is a team sport, but that loss is squarely his fault. football, high school, stupid, oops, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922093"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/7/collegehumor.0862c2b151099784bc2afaf7b404846b.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 711 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918486 You can't blame him. The guy who wins the class clown superlative senior year gets a free ride through college. Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918486 You can't blame him. The guy who wins the class clown superlative senior year gets a free ride through college. nonadult comedy You can't blame him. The guy who wins the class clown superlative senior year gets a free ride through college. id, funny face, high school, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918486"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/0/collegehumor.617b58edfb66a3c279ca4680c37d6b41.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788360 A Freshman Pictures His Last High School Party Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788360 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
I spot Tracey Sommers across the room. We lock eyes and approach each other, probably in slo-mo.
I spot Tracey Sommers across the room. I yell her named loudly to get her attention. My voice cracks.
Tracey: Hey Brian! Good to see you!
Tracey: Hey... Brett? Did I invite you?
Me: You too. Sorry I'm late.
Me: You did not. I found an invite in the trash.
Tracey: I still can't believe you got Third Eye Blind to play my party.
Tracey: Weren't you the guy who said he could get Third Eye Blind to play my party?
Me: Yeah, they're old friends of my uncle. Excuse me for one second.
Me: Yeah, my uncle is a lying sack of shit. Excuse me for one second.
I go onstage to play lead guitar for "Jumper". I finish with a sweet guitar solo and flawless back-flip.
I feel sick and try to casually walk away. I trip over Tracey's glass coffee table, destroying it and her stereo.
Tracey: That was amazing!
Tracey: That- that looked really painful.
Me: It's nothing. Just something I picked up during the six weeks of guitar lessons I got for my 17th birthday.
Me: I think I need to go to the hospital.
Tom, Tracey's ex-boyfriend, enters.
Tom, Tracey's boyfriend, enters.
Tom: Oh man, I'm sorry I made that up horrible nickname for you. You're actually a pretty cool guy.
Tom: Oh man, period-face totally ate it.
Tracey: Agreed. Also, since all your acne cleared up last week, you look a lot like that guy from Dawson's Creek.
Tracey: Shit, the cops are here.
"Semi-Charmed Kind Life" plays in the background. Tracey and I make out, with tongue.
The destroyed stereo plays nothing. Tracey and Tom flee the premises.
Tracey: Let's have lots of no-strings-attached sex before we leave for college.
ER Doctor: You're spending the summer indoors.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-23 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 46 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914037 Eugene Mirman High School Commencement Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:55:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914037 Eugene Mirman High School Commencement nonadult comedy Every Principal should have a comedian release their students from knowledge prison. eugene mirman, high school, graduation, commencement speech, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914037"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/c/collegehumor.f6c308fc23491e2b215c9bfc0ef6f89d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 156 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910847 I Love Bayside Wed, 13 May 2009 09:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910847 I Love Bayside nonadult comedy The only College we're interested in are the College Years. television, music video, asher roth, rap, saved by the bell, college high school <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910847"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/2/collegehumor.310dd458184f408046e48d42c67b2b08.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1845255">Parody Rapper</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 39 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773540 The Championship Game at Cliché High School Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773540 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Coach: Alright guys, we're down by six with exactly enough time left on the clock for that crazy trick play I taught you which no one understood at the time but everyone now realizes is perfectly suited for our current situation. Now, I know a lot of you gave up hope for the season after our incredibly talented yet cocky star quarterback got injured during our first game, but through a combination of me alienating my wife by focusing too much on the team and a series of inspirational montages we managed to make it this far, and by God I'm not about to give up now!


Ricky: Hey, did we ever figure out how those montages helped us improve so much? I mean, we never did any exercise for longer than a few seconds. That doesn't seem like a very effective training method.

Jason: It's because we did them while listening to "Eye of the Tiger" on repeat.

Ricky: Oh, right.

Coach: Anyway, Bobby, I want you in as wide receiver for our last play.

Bobby: Me? But I'm so much smaller and less aggressive than the rest of the players on the team, symbolized by these glasses I'm wearing! I only started playing this season to try and impress my dad, who has never thought of me as highly as he has of my more athletic and handsome older brother!

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Period 1: Mrs. Space Cadet - Ah! A fresh day, school is so promising now. Well, not for long. Here is Mrs. Space Cadet. Even an unpainted wall is more interesting.  Her head is a helium balloon that someone let go. Each day it drifts further into the clouds, and somehow that balloon is also a vacuum, sucking students up with it. This class may seem to drag on, for in space, there is no time.

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