An E-Harmony application gets rejected for being too honest.
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A more accurate thing for him to say would have been, "I love cookies."
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3 months ago
This is why god gave us Courier New.
This should be an ad for Apple.
What do you mean nothing happens? Did you guys miss Mrs. Johansenn's yard sale last Saturday?
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1 year ago
I’m glad you were able to make it to my office hours. It’s been a few weeks since classes started, and I’ve been meaning to talk to you. I’m just not impressed by your knowledge base. I expect you to know everything in this...
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Welcome, prospective students. I'm here to show you a very superficial version of what your life could be like for the next four years because I need the money. I don't actually care if you come here. I might say I do, but seriously, who the f*ck...
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"At least he's not bullshitting anyone."
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3 years ago
Are you kidding me? If we did that we would have to fire Pokey.
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3 years ago
Oh you mean all Christian Churches?
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3 years ago
It would be really funny to paint this on car dealerships at night.
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3 years ago
You said it, not me.
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3 years ago
Do you think the cop knows? He's gotta know!
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3 years ago
At least the store owner is going to be the kind of homeless person with a funny sign.
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4 years ago
Well what is it? Don't leave me hanging.
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4 years ago
At least honesty!
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4 years ago
"At least he's honest."
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4 years ago
~*Happy Valentines Day*~
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4 years ago
"Hey, at least they don't sugar coat it"
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4 years ago
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