CollegeHumor: Honesty Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com <![CDATA[According to this article, you should all start announcing that you're bored in the middle of class]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:213310 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:00:01 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770240 10 Honest Reality Show Titles Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770240 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-02-05 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 360 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1899278 Honest Ticker Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:08:03 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1899278 Honest Ticker nonadult comedy The worst part is that the person updating the scrolling ticker is his mother. ticker, football, honesty, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1899278"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/a/collegehumor.947ea87d2dbf92e6c9c2630a4c06515a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 79 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Don't worry, man. E-Harmony wasn't right for you anyway. It's much too classy]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:203283 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:00:05 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733348 Yearbook Notes From Martin Hoppler, Extremely Honest High School Senior Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:21:01 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733348 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/3/collegehumor.6ab7686d87358ff55bab1a935bae57f6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-08 15:21:01 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:56979">Dan Gurewitch</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 573 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1828124 Honest Fat Kid Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:07:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1828124 Honest Fat Kid nonadult comedy A more accurate thing for him to say would have been, "I love cookies." Fat, Cookie, Kid, Honesty, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1828124"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.f86f4bfdbaf9214d6f8786fd904b2cb4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 373 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1802036 This is why god gave us Courier New. Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:25:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1802036 This is why god gave us Courier New. nonadult comedy This is why god gave us Courier New. words, essay, honesty, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1802036"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/2/collegehumor.6e525cf3fe09d01a2e3c95f22bd12145.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:41762">Wallsk8r</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 318 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1799944 This should be an ad for Apple. Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:41:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1799944 This should be an ad for Apple. nonadult comedy This should be an ad for Apple. windows, honesty, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1799944"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/0/collegehumor.02b905ce5037926232e7e5e099c4b752.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:365887">That Guy</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 66 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1782347 What do you mean nothing happens? Did you guys miss Mrs. Johansenn's yard sale last Saturday? Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:01:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1782347 What do you mean nothing happens? Did you guys miss Mrs. Johansenn's yard sale last Saturday? nonadult comedy What do you mean nothing happens? Did you guys miss Mrs. Johansenn's yard sale last Saturday? honesty, vermont, tshirt, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1782347"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/6/collegehumor.5bb6fb2b590cc5ae798cc786aafb069e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1106865">Jeremiah</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:350"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 77 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1741070 The Honest Intro to Psychology Professor Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:33:07 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1741070 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
I’m glad you were able to make it to my office hours. It’s been a few weeks since classes started, and I’ve been meaning to talk to you. I’m just not impressed by your knowledge base. I expect you to know everything in this course before you do any reading, despite you never having studied psychology before. I know everything about it, why can’t you? As I sit there at home in my 50+ chat room, the thought of how little you know disturbs me. Almost as much as the thought that I spend my nights in a 50+ chat room. Oh, I’m so alone.

You’re really sliding. That first day of classes, you did so well. When I read the syllabus aloud and you followed along, I really thought, “this kid is going to be something.” And you wrote down your name and contact information on an index card just like I asked! I even told my friend Oliver all about how bright you are. Oliver didn’t say much, but he listened and nodded his head in agreement. Oliver is my cat.

How can you not already know about classical conditioning? Haven’t you ever seen Clockwork Orange? I’ve watched it often. I can’t watch it anymore because it scares Oliver. But it’s a good movie. You should see it sometime.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:225"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/6/collegehumor.ad937b4f074bca543727e036e28b33e7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-09-22 14:33:07 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:225">Steve Hofstetter</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 34 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730313 The Honest Campus Tour Guide Wed, 09 May 2007 22:02:32 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730313 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> [upload:1314356:small:left:Here's another building I don't give a sh*t about!]Welcome, prospective students. I'm here to show you a very superficial version of what your life could be like for the next four years because I need the money. I don't actually care if you come here. I might say I do, but seriously, who the f*ck are you? Man, I'm hung over.

To your left is the library. You'll spend a lot of time there pretending to study while you're actually on Facebook. It's a lot harder to study in a large area full of people than it is to study in your quiet bedroom. But you're not there to study, you're there to pick up chicks. Oh, and freshman year you'll have some teacher who gives you a project that involves finding specific books so you can learn about how the library works, as if you'll ever actually read a book instead of plagiarizing off the web. Whatever.

To your right, you'll see the dining hall. There, your parents will pony up $13 a meal for you to have overcooked pasta and wilted lettuce. You will complain about how bad the food is, but still steal as much of it as you can.

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Gumby, honesty, marijuana, pizza, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1607542"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/c/collegehumor.03eb220f8115cd6df73e506cf9765394.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:25530">Scott</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:342"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1599901 Oh you mean all Christian Churches? 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