Hey! Stop taking pictures and get me my PBR! You are on the quick road to losing your tip, missy!

Yeah I'll take a Jack & Coke, when you get a chance.

Every bartender is the hottest, thanks to alcohol.

I'll have whatever's at the bottom of that ice tank.

I'll have a you. Make it a triple, and garnish with a lime.

That's nice - hey I'm still waiting on that Jack & Coke.

How many drinks do you think I'll need to order to sleep with you? Six? Seven?

Hi, I'd like one of any drink you have to shake a lot as you make it.

"This guy isn't shy about taking a peek."

Excuse me, bartenders, I asked for a beer 20 minutes ago and you are still dancing on the bar.

Remember the hottest bartender contest? Good times.

This Hottest Bartender comes to CollegeHumor all the way from Rome.

This Canadian Hottest Bartender looks ready to sell me a vowel.

Hottest Barten... wow those are bigger then her head.

Hottest Bartender Bunny.

From Harvard, perhaps the Smartest Hottest Bartender.

This Seattle Hottest Bartender's attitude may be bad, but her is very positive. You can't tell in the picture though.

These bartenders are so hot that their location must remain undisclosed. Also, they didn't tell us.

I took a picture of the Hottest Bartender at Maddogs!

Hottest Bartender next door kinda Hottest Bartender, from Ohio.