CollegeHumor: How To Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com <![CDATA[I must be in denial. I can't believe how low his prices are]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:221949 Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:00:02 -0400 <![CDATA[Learn how to do stuff, dummy.]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:219755 Sat, 25 Jul 2009 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916658 Open a Banana Like A Monkey Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:23:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916658 Open a Banana Like A Monkey nonadult comedy And assuming you already know how to throw your own feces and masturbate publicly, you're pretty much there! banana, instructional video, how to, food, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916658"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/f/collegehumor.048d019a50dc5adae07d962fc6bcd58b.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 90 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[If only I could grow a beard, I could have any woman]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:216949 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:00:04 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909386 Real Life Twitter Wed, 29 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909386 Real Life Twitter nonadult comedy Dan takes his tweets to the streets. CH Originals, How To, Twitter, Real Life, IRL, ch sketches dan gurewitch <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909386"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.56685a2ccc7f79400c462ae9fd59ff39.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2427 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774639 My Solution to Texting-Related Car Crashes Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774639 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> All it will take is one simple technology I designed for cell phones:

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It's happened to everyone. Whether it's true love or simply boredom, you've found yourself lusting after the forbidden fruit of friendships, your buddy's girlfriend. Despite the fact that she's clearly out of his league (and better suited for, well, yours) there's nothing you can do about it, right? Wrong. Now in 5 easily swallowed chunks, how to get what you want and
It's not sabotage if you do it with a smile.
look great doing it. Besides, some douchebag was eventually going to steal her, anyway. Why shouldn't that bag of douche be you?

Step 1: Operation Self-Destruct
Chances are that, given she's a woman, Princess feels like she's not getting the one-on-one attention she deserves. This is great for you. Not only will it taint her perception of the relationship, but will likely lead her to passive-aggressively destroy it from the inside out. No matter how much your friend likes her, he'll eventually begin to resent her neediness, making you look like a regular knight in shining armor. You can help this process along by encouraging your buddy out of the house and away from a potentially healthy relationship.

Step 2: Repeat after me. Subtlety, subtlety, subtlety.
Remember that old board game 'Don't Wake Daddy'? Well this is kind of like that- either can land you a midnight delight if you play your cards right or send you back to bed frustrated and lonely. You can't just take what you want; it has to come to you.

Most girls really just want someone who can give them understanding, attention, and affection. You obviously won't provide any of these things, but convincing her otherwise is simply a matter of employing some minor behavioral changes:

  • Look her directly in the eye when you speak to her. This shows her that you are a genuine, trustworthy, and attentive guy (Ha).
  • Smile when she says something interesting (she does that occasionally, right?) and try to address her directly in conversation.
  • Make a sincere effort to get to know her. Hell, you might even discover there's a reason things aren't working out between this vapid shell and her boy-toy.
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1. Tell her you like sandwiches
This is a pretty easy and agreeable ice breaker...
best served barefoot
Mainly because you'll be hard pressed to find someone in opposition to the pro-sandwich position. Plus, girls have the animalistic instinct to want to be in the kitchen cooking things, with  nothing but cool hard tiles beneath their feet. Sandwiches are so easy to make, so your (future) lady friend will feel secure knowing you're just a low maintenence guy who wouldn't ask for much in the kitchen. She gets to fulfill her God-given right to cook for men and you get a free Turkey Club.

2. Tell her you like babies
Girls LOVE babies. Cute, cuddly, and totally hitting the maternal instinct. Have you ever seen girls around babies? All over 'em. And what's better than seeing a baby? Having one, of course. Here's a little known fact-- You know that day in health class where they separated the boys and the girls to talk about sex? While you were learning what condoms were, girls were learning how to poke holes in them.  Trust me, there's nothing a college girl wants more than to take her young, hot bod and shove a baby in it. So go on, tell her you like babies and you'll be one step closer to makin' em.
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