America, we can should and MUST make Hulk Hogan 1,500 feet tall if we are to successfully defend our borders.

WrestleMania

They've got WrestleMania Mania.

So awesome, it's almost a shame to cover it in cheap beer. Almost.

A real fan would have done steroids too.

Pro wrestlers from back in the day - before it got all fake.

80's WWF all-stars, minus any Miss Elizabeths.

The kid playing Scott Hall got off easy - all he has to do is drink all night.

A Stone Cold Steve Austin costume is a thinly veiled excuse to drink and spill beer wherever you want to all night.

Last year he went as Suburban Commando.

Being friends with Hulk Hogan's son Nick has it's ups and downs. You may get to drive the Hulkster's Lambo Diablo VT, but you better be careful. Hope the kid can take an atomic leg drop or two.

Great Hulk Hogan in 10 years costume.

"His smile hides his fear..."

College is a time to experiment and try new things. Mom would never have let you do stuff like this.

Hulk Snogan

"We got this at a yard sale along with a cowboy shirt that was half off because it had blood on it."

If you find a sweet Salvation Army shirt, it's your responsibility to wear it regardless of if it fits.

Later that night, Ultimate Warrior would turn heel by hitting Hogan with a chair while he was flirting with some girl.