Premature ejaculation can be a real bummer, brother. Lettin' your Hulkamaniacs run wild during foreplay is a quick way to ruin a good pair of spandex. I'd suggest getting your little Hulkster in a chokehold 15-20 minutes before the main event. That way you can hold off on your finisher until you're ready to have your arm raised.

Hulk, my boyfriend has trouble getting it up. What can we do?
Christine Wilson, New Jersey

Sounds like your man needs to HULK-UP! It's probably just the nerves getting to him, and Hulk Hogan knows about nerves, brother. Reminds The Hulkster of the time he went up against Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania III. He was nervous, brother. Believe me. But did nerves stop The Hulkster from lifting the 460 pound giant over his head and body slamming him into oblivion? You better believe it didn't, dude.

....The Hulkster was also jacked up on roids, which leads him to believe that nothing is impossible with the help of drugs. For your situation, I'd suggest Cialis, brother.