This shouldn't be such a big deal, the children are already playing with guns.
"How to spot a redneck DUI."
"Deer with it!"
You two make a lovely couple.
After that, it'll make you feel better to shoot a few guns.
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2 years ago
"This deer should be embarrassed."
Must provide own beer, firearms.
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2 years ago
If you're looking to tell the world you're a crazy redneck, this is certainly cheaper than Nascar tickets.
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2 years ago
No Dick Cheney costume is complete without his vampire fangs.
A safe haven indeed.
Finally, all the eggs are mine.
...and don't tell the deer women I said this, but some of them look like cows.
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3 years ago
Because what fun are firearms if you don't have any alcohol?
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3 years ago
What, did you expect the deer to ride the bike home himself?
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3 years ago
Uh oh, rednecks have figured out computers.
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3 years ago
They're slow, it's only fair.
Ellie May has won most ladylike at the county fair three years running now.
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3 years ago
"I'm telling you it won't fit"
"No, I've got an idea. Do we have any of those bungee cords with the hooks on the end?"
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3 years ago
Five more and I will have all the marionettes I need for my live action presentation of Bambi.
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