"One of the supervisors called a Walmart and ordered the cake. He told them to write: "Best wishes Suzanne,' and underneath that write 'we will miss you".

"Fake apple found in the dollar store. Someone must have been hungry."

If it doesn't work, you actually are an idiot.

I don't think 'Grand Theft Stealing' is an actual crime.

Maybe it would have been cheaper to rent a truck than smashing out your back window? Just a thought.

The thinking man's Polaroid.

"After my friend decided to pull a knife on the bouncer..."

From UIC - "I'd like to point out that my college gets dumber every day."

"..and you thought you were unprepared for the hurricanes."

"Where's my car?"

"In my friend's roomate's journal under 'things to do this semester"

Guess the douchebag!

This kid is so dumb, he put his laptop in the freezer and FORGOT it was in there! What an idiot!

I'll be honest - this is one of my favorite pictures we've ever put up here.

"So this is a blow up from "The Big Lebowski". As you can see by the date (Sept 11, 1991) is kinda crazy. Also, during the movie at the same part in the background you can hear president HW Bush talking about Saddam Hussein. Crazy!" (too bad Saddam had nothing to do with Sept. 11)

Some genius in Winchester, MA...

The snorting of Gatoraid "Fruitpunch" by one dumbass.

We have some "special" kids here at UMass, as you can see from our police logs.

Attention all moms: Please don't do EVERYTHING for your kid or he will DIE when he gets to college.

It's a good thing Bush is such a clown, or this war might seem a lot more upsetting to a lot more people.