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Useful Product Pitch

Dear Logitech,My name is Brice and I am a college student. I have an idea for a product that you may be able to develop into a useful facet of online interaction. My proposal is a breathalyzer lock for a computer keyboard. I don’t know how...

Historic IM Blunders

Instant messenger, for all its great, world-shrinking abilities, can get you into trouble if you are too popular. Talking to a boatload of people may boost your ego, but it may also cause you to send the wrong message to the wrong person. Doesn&...

Top Ten Away Messages by Anne Frank

10. AMSTERDAM ROCKS!!!9. know any good books for the secret bookcase?8. if they send me to prison, call my cell! jk7. worst. bat mizvah. ever.6. i think the dominos guy is lost...5. i wish my middle name was Stein so in the phone book i would...

A Gentleman Is A Lion

From our friends at TheFoggyMonocle.comWhile a gentleman is certainly a cerebral creature, he is also in touch with his animal side. Instinctual by nature, a gentleman will revert to a Neolithic hunter-gatherer when forced to provide for his...

July 3: Canada IMs America

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