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Article:My Second Grade Conception of College
Stretch Armstrong: Hello Steve, I'm your new roommate.Me: Wow...Stretch Armstrong: I hope you're ready for a year of no homework, no baths, and tons of fun!Me: (Nods head)Stretch Armstrong: Say, those are some pretty sweet glasses you got there....
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Article:The Way I Typically Imagine How Encounters with the Cute Waitress at My Local TGI Friday's Will Go
Appetizer Order blooming onion with French dip. Make hilarious comment to cute waitress about your anticipated bad breath. Smirk sheepishly as cute waitress giggles at the self-deprecating humor of her new customer.Drinks Order 5 Bud...
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