CollegeHumor: Indiana Jones Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925494 Indiana Jones and Lara Croft Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:57:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925494 Indiana Jones and Lara Croft nonadult comedy I smell a crossover movie -The Tomb Raiders halloween2009, indiana jones, lara croft, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925494"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/4/collegehumor.8959ca8253e2f5b01d2c4be4dc25da10.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2206542">avery</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 26 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923143 Indiana Jones and Henry Jones Sr. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:34:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923143 Indiana Jones and Henry Jones Sr. nonadult comedy We named the dog Indiana. halloween2009, indiana jones, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923143"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/0/collegehumor.26e4f30bd58250a8ac4652007ebc05e2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:160775">Paul S</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923591 Lego Indiana Jones and MC Hammer Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:42:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923591 Lego Indiana Jones and MC Hammer nonadult comedy Together at last! indiana jones, lego, mc hammer, halloween2009, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923591"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/3/collegehumor.8ef3fa8e4a277e473ad0f2e392967304.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792835 7 New Professors on RateMyProfessors.com Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792835 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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American Psycho
(Leonardo DiCaprio as Patrick Bateman)
Shortly after its publication in 1991, Bret Easton Ellis's notoriously violent 1991 novel was deemed "unfilmable." Of course in movie parlance "unfilmable" is shorthand for "unfilmable until sufficient hype is built up," and 10 years of rumors and unproduced scripts followed -- including talk of Johnny Depp in the lead role. But it was Leonardo DiCaprio who came closest to filling Patrick Bateman's blood-splattered tennis shoes when Lions Gate Films officially announced DiCaprio was cast as the film's lead. Fortunately, DiCaprio soon realized the hordes of 13-year-old girls who fell in love with him in Titanic may not be best served by seeing their idol chase a terrified hooker with a chainsaw, and the role went to Christan Bale.
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Indy 5 - Indiana Jones and the Scepter of Shaman-Ra
With Ford declining to return, Shia LaBeouf takes over the title role. Sidekick duties are taken up by series newcomer Joe Jonas, who appears as Indy's orphaned Chinese nephew in a performance most critics call "breathtakingly racist." Crew's apathy is apparent, and impressive CGI fails to cover fact that the film's third act plagiarizes directly from National Lampoon's "Animal House".

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Raiders of the Lost Ark

GOD: Moses, you will take these 10 Holy Commandments down to the Israelites, so that my laws may be obeyed.

MOSES: Thank you, my Lord.

GOD: You will then seal my Commandments in a sacred ark, where they will be protected.

MOSES: But what if someone should try and open it?

GOD: Then I shall melt their faces.

MOSES: I'm... I'm sorry, my Lord. What was that?

GOD: Scary ghosts shall pop out, and I shall melt their faces. Just melt them right off, my son.
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I am unequivocally on the side of the natives here.  The ads should naturally leave us all with the following questions and apprehensions.

What the hell was he doing there?

What right does he have, coming out of nowhere, trespassing on the land of these indigenous people?  Based on his history you know he is probably up to no good.  He probably wants to take some of their stuff, maybe find clues pertaining to an even bigger mystery, and if anyone gets in his way he'll kill them.  If those natives are smart, they'll kill him before he tells anyone else about them and missionaries arrive to destroy their beliefs, western diseases kill them, and western companies come to take their land, chop the trees down and possibly build hotels and casinos.
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The fourth installment of the Indiana Jones adventures may be first and foremost on fans' minds lately, but that hardly means we should turn away from the unsung heroes, little-known villains, and forgotten faces from the original Jones trilogy.

7-Foot Bald Nazi (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

If you were a German soldier sweating your 7-foot ass off digging through Cairo for some magical chest, wouldn't you take the opportunity to vent some frustration by beating the crap out of a fedora-wearing American trespassing on your airstrip? It's hard to imagine what purpose this mustachioed strongman served before Jones' arrival, other than turning Egypt into a 1920's Coney Island freakshow.

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