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	<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:22:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    	<![CDATA["R and L were on very short leashes this Halloween."]]>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:31:00 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>Guy Plays '20 Questions' with His Girlfriend</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<p><b>Guy:</b> Ok, you got it?</p><p><b>Girlfriend:</b> Yea.</p><p><b>Guy:</b> Ok, is it big?</p><p><b>Girlfriend:</b> No.</p><p><b>Guy:</b> Are you sure? I mean; it's relatively big, right?</p><p><b>Girlfriend:</b> No, it's about the same size as all the others.</p><p><b>Guy:</b> So it's above average?</p><p><b>Girlfriend:</b> No. It's smaller.</p><p><b>Guy:</b> What!? How many have you seen?<br /><br /><b>Girlfriend:</b> I've pretty much seen every kind.</p><p><b>Guy:</b> Oh my god! You slut.</p><p><b>Girlfriend:</b> What?</p><p><b>Guy:</b> The one you're thinking of is the best you've seen though, right?</p><p><b>Girlfriend:</b> I like it the best.</p><p><b>Guy:</b> Alright, that's a relief.</p><p><b>Girlfriend:</b> Some people have better though. </p></>
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    		Written 2009-08-04 14:00:00    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:950169">Adam&#60;/a>
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	<title>Hardly Working: Time Traveler</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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		<![CDATA["A wonderful future world of iPods and slightly better iPods."]]>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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		<![CDATA["Chris has a shiny new iPhone... OR DOES HE???"]]>
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	<title>Either an iPod or a terrible ninja.</title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:23:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Charge an iPod With an Onion</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:38:51 -0500</pubDate>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:42:26 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Things I Think Adults Think About: Technology</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:57:08 -0400</pubDate>
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