Girl push-ups aren't really push-ups at all.

By a show of hands, how many of you have terrific asses?

Well, it has to be better than Into The Blue and Catwoman.

Jessica Alba doing what she does best, which isn't acting.

Jessica Alba, somedays you are your own worst enemy.

This picture is not about Jessica Alba's ass, but rather about a very lucky photographer.

Why is that guy staring at the photographer and not Jessica Alba?

Jessica Alba, I've now seen your boobies. When we meet, that's going to give me the psychological advantage.

Jessica Alba being protective of her new fake leg.

"You're kidding me, right? Jessica Alba in Idle Hands, how the hell could you miss that ass? Also, dark angel was just a tv series where she kicked a ton of ass wearing leather outfits, horribly stupid, but nice to watch."

How can Jessica Alba be this naked, yet I still can't see anything? Dumb standards.

Jessica Alba, who still hasn't been in anything you have heard of. Look for that to change this summer when Fantastic 4 comes out and she's just been in movies you haven't seen. Also, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't mention that you can totally see her cameltoe. (UPDATE: Nevermind. As a million people wrote in to explain,, Jessica Alba was also in Sin City. However, not one of them could tell me what Dark Angel was about)

Jessica Alba in some kind of frilly granny panties.

Raise your hand if you've ever actually seen Jessica Alba on a tv show or movie.

I swear you can tell time using Jessica Alba's breasts.

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