Jesus: Hey Dad. Can we talk?God: Yeah, what's up kid?Jesus: So I was talking to some of my buddies a couple days ago and I told them that you were my dad and they all laughed at me. I was wondering if there was something you could do.God: Oh......
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*knocks*Mary: Someone's at the doorJoseph: Don't worry babe, I got it.*opens door*Joseph: Oh, hey God.God: What's up Joe, how you been?Joseph: Good, busy, really busy. You?God: You know how it is, just managing the after-life and trying to keep...
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Man, I'm bored as hell. Like, I was looking forward to yesterday for so long and I'm pumped for tomorrow, but dude, today is B.O.R.I.N.G. I guess it sounds weird to say I was looking forward to getting betrayed by my best friend, viciously beaten,...
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