8-year olds, dude.
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3 years ago
"Jesus, you're killing my game."
Looks like god needs to go back to flight school.
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3 years ago
He's getting his Jesus costume ready with authentic whipping welts. You have to admire that kind of dedication.
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3 years ago
NUDITY IN THIS PICTURE! Just kidding, look at all the pictures though.
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3 years ago
Jesus has inspired more bad music than anyone else in history.
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3 years ago
He's managing more than just my pizza experience.
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3 years ago
North Carolina State University - Shows how little he knows. All that matters is I get drunk tonight.
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3 years ago
I LOVE JESUS WOOOOOO!
Jesus does everything with me.
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3 years ago
"Jesus appeared on my Pizza Pop."
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3 years ago
Talking giraffes always have all the answers.
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3 years ago
"Ned Flanders, Texas Ranger?"
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3 years ago
Great pun, but you're playing for the wrong team church-sign-writer.
Well as a member of the Jewish population, let me just say "you're welcome."
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3 years ago
Wow, I didn't even get to the Jesus part for a minute.
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3 years ago
"Apparently, He's All Knowing, but not All Responsible!"
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3 years ago
We spent three days trying to come up with another example of a song he might do. The best we could do was "Holy GrailHouse Rock." Maybe he really is talented.
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3 years ago
Which way to the book store?
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3 years ago
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