After sex most men have to roll over, grab a marker and some oak tag, and piss off a preacher.
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2 months ago
First 50 get a free Jesus "Nail Me" shirt printed on American Apparel.
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3 months ago
How else could you explain Jesus and the dinosaurs without conflicting origin theories?
In a way, Jesus' whole life was a toga party.
Higher! Throw me higher!
The decal on Dave Coulier's car.
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6 months ago
Putting the "fun" back in crucifixFUN!
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7 months ago
And on the seventh day, He chillaxed to the max.
Just add an apostrophe s after everything. Why? Because the lord himself told me to!
If you really want to get spring breakers attention you should hand out booze.
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10 months ago
Maybe Jesus was really into Tommy.
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10 months ago
"Jesus is the answer to everything, except in biology."
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1 year ago
Jesus also once rode a motorcycle along the edge of a building.
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1 year ago
Jesus F-ing Christ.
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1 year ago
Shoot not, and ye shall not score.
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"Found this in an actual church bathroom."
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1 year ago
This is right before Joseph became the first man in history to break dance.
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BRB dad over shoulder.
TO BILL BRASKY!
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1 year ago
Everyone was asking to turn water into wine all night.
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