CollegeHumor: Jesus Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925187 Phantom and The Jesus Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:51:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925187 Phantom and The Jesus nonadult comedy The Phantom is just slightly older than Jesus. halloween2009, phantom of the office, jesus, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925187"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/a/collegehumor.d734986528f43038bf7a2ceab8c7101b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2204209">rpd86</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923024 Don't worry they'll come back. They always do. Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:20:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923024 Don't worry they'll come back. 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Cave man or man of God? Depending on which one you ask, the other one doesn't exist.
Gog:  Good morning, Flock!  Have you heard the good news?

Flock:  What good news?

Gog:  About how we all came into existence.

Flock:  What do you mean?  I thought we all fell out of our mothers' crotch flaps.

Gog:  Well, that's true, but what about the first of us?

Flock:  I never thought about it, could they have fallen out of a monkey's crotch flap?

Gog:  No, Flock, don't be an idiot.  Let me tell you about the first two people ever.

Flock:  Maybe some other time, I really need to get back to smashing this rock with my club ---

Gog:  "The Lord God formed the man from the dust of the ground and into his nostrils breathed life, and he became a living being."

Flock:  You expect me to believe a man was made out of dust and not from a crotch flap?  What was his woman made from, a mastodon turd?

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