House Painting: It's a pity job. You're pitied more than an armless kid in an Easter egg hunt. No one hires college painters and doesn't expect do redo all the trimmings the following day. Only mothers who have kids in college will ever hire you,...
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A man clutches his chest and keels over into the aisle.Stewardess: OH MY GOD! IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THIS FLIGHT?Doctor: I'm a doctor. Step aside. Stewardess: Is there anything you need?Doctor: Yes. Is there a nurse on this flight?!Nurse: I'm a...
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Sure, we all know what a farmer's tan looks like, but why do they get to be the only people with their own kind of tan? Other jobs are just as suited for their own tan. Take a look: Fencer's Tan
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One day, as horrifying as it may seem, you will have to leave college. No more waking up at 3:29 in the afternoon and then rushing out to show up late and still drunk to your 3:30 class. It's time to make something of yourself. What will YOU...
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