CollegeHumor: Joe Rogan Stuff This Month

2 Chicks, 1 Joe Rogan

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:02:53 -0500

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Joe Rogan

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 13:48:51 -0400

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Joe Rogan's a busy guy. He just released a new live comedy CD, Shiny Happy Jihad. On the 19th, his first hour comedy special premieres on Showtime. He's got an ongoing gig as a UFC color commentator, an upcoming DVD, and somehow he still finds time to police the comedy world. I recently spoke to Joe about the difference between fighting and comedy, getting high before Fear Factor, and Carlos Mencia.

A lot of people who know you primarily from shows like NewsRadio and Fear Factor don’t realize how long you’ve been doing stand-up.

August 7^th, 1988 was the first time I got on stage at Stich’s Comedy Club in Boston. The more I did other stuff, the more I realized what I really enjoy is stand-up. I like going to see a great stand-up more than anything else. I saw Blades of Glory last night – great movie, hilarious movie – but it’s never as funny as going to see a Dave Chappelle concert. Stand up comedy is the most rewarding art form both to perform and to watch.

Even less people realize you were a Tae Kwan Do champion. How does being a fighter translate to comedy?

I’ve been doing martial arts most of my life, longer than comedy, longer than anything. It was my whole life. One of the more positive aspects of martial arts is that it’s a vehicle for developing your human potential. You learn a lot about yourself in fighting. It translates through clarity. Learning martial arts early in life gives you a certain amount of clarity, a different way of looking things.

How does the fighting compare to going on stage?

Going on stage scares me more. The first time I didn’t think I was going to be that nervous. I had already fought a bunch of times in full contact tournaments where people were getting knocked out all the time, but it still wasn’t as scary as doing stand-up.

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Rogan vs. Mencia

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:38:08 -0500

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Joe Rogan & That Guy.

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 18:08:00 -0500

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Joe vs. Heckler

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 13:13:00 -0500

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"Joe Rogan and us doing the shocker at the Bellagio in Las Vegas."

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 00:00:00 -0400

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Professor Joe Rogan Reprimands A Student Who Has Plagiarized A Speech

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 20:34:04 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Andy, could I see you over here for a minute? Thanks.

Andy, let’s talk about the mock “inspirational speech” you wrote for our Public Speaking class last Friday. I went over the paper copy of your speech after you delivered it because a lot of what I was hearing seemed to me to be…well, really f*cking familiar. You have anything to say to that?

Oh, you don’t know what I’m talking about? Okay. This, as you may or may not remember, is your opening line:

“Eleven score and ten years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Freedom, and dedicated to the idea that everybody is the same.” Andy, you stole that sh*t from the Gettysburg Address.

Oh, you wrote it first? Right. Right. I’m sure Abe Lincoln ripped YOU off. Oh, I’m a little bitch? Okay, Andy.

Later on you wrote that the founding of America was “a small step for man, but a giant leap for mankind.” I’ve seen Neil Armstrong say that. I’ve seen him say it! Neil, come in here. Neil, what was your favorite part of Andy’s speech? What’s that? “The parts I wrote,” he says. Ohhhh sh*t, Andy!

Yeah, okay – maybe you both had the same idea. I guess that could happen. How about your summary? “Ask not what your country can do for you. Rather ask what you can do for your country. Where’s the beef? Just do it.” Andy, I don’t even have words for that. That’s JFK mixed with Wendy’s and Nike. You ripped off a dead president and two large corporations. What’s that? I’m secretly in love with you? F*ck you, Andy.

Look, Andy – if that is really your name – I write my own lesson plans every day. I’m inspired by other teachers, but I don’t rip off their lesson plans! Oh, I’m not a teacher? Class, am I a teacher?! That’s right!

You’re a good performer, but Andy, you’re a thief. Don’t even try to argue. I’m serious. Andy, you say one more f*cking thing, I’m going to double-leg you, slam you on your skull, and put you out with a rear-naked choke. I’ll do it, you fat f*ck!

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