Professor: It didn't...Lex: OR that it couldn't shoot poisonous black goop out of its mouth!Professor: OK that's just preposterous.Tim: O rly? Ask that fat guy from "Seinfeld." You CAN'T! Know why? 'Cause a Dilophosaurus ate the f**k out of him....
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Thanks to HHHMan for the excellent illustration.
This is what happens when you play God.
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I wish I could embed MP3s as captions, so we could all listen to the sweet Jurassic Park theme together.
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What they didn't know was.... they brought something back. Summer 2006.
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