Incredible Vintage Kung-Fu Footage

Seventh-grade gym was much tougher in the '70s.

One-Minute Judo Lesson

The only sport where the moves take longer to say than to do.

Chicken Fight

He may look harmless, but that chicken is a 10th degree black belt.

Chopsticks Chopped With a Dollar

I heard the Chinese Dollar was strong, but this is ridiculous!

Lightning-Quick Kung-Fu

We're convinced. He's earned his white belt.

Guy Kicks Wall

Wall kicks back.

Karate Mom

She has a brown belt in telling when you're on pot.

Slow Motion Karate Chop

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Mega Punch!

Karate punch turns ten bricks into dust. Amazing.

Kill Bill: NES Edition

Mario 2 meets Volume 1.

540 Kick

This is the guy you want on your side when those three tiered ninjas come attacking with their wood planks.

Karate-Chop Art

Although the wall took quite a beating, I'm going to have to call it a stalemate.

Roundhouse Kick

Two for flinching.

Amazing Jumps

Congratulations, you are now a yellow belt. That'll be $49.50.

Derrick's Self Defense

Brett Kaywood teaches you real life self defense techniques you can use.

Shouldn't pooping yourself be an automatic disqualification? (gross)

Try not to commit any crime next time you're in Taiwan. You don't want to be at the receiving end of a Taiwanese supercop karate chop.

Hey, karate kid, chill.

I can't believe I'm about to type this sentence - another amateur ninja caught on tape.

Amateur middle-aged ninja caught on tape.