CollegeHumor: Kate Winslet Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1898247 Imagine all the royalties they've been missing out on. Literally tens of dollars. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1898247 Imagine all the royalties they've been missing out on. Literally tens of dollars. nonadult comedy Imagine all the royalties they've been missing out on. Literally tens of dollars. titanic, leonardo dicaprio, kate winslet, tooth brush, knock off, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1898247"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/6/collegehumor.9979d3c2e535e0c7c7e78c46ef1a78c1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:169587">bwsauder</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717817 Kate Winslet Was A Surprisingly Annoying Date Sat, 03 Feb 2007 17:37:23 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717817 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Kate Winslet picked me up Thursday evening in a neon-green 2003 Honda Accord. Her car had a massive spoiler, and decals that read "NAUGHGY GIRL" and "VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS = HOT" on the rear windshield.  Chumbawumba's "Tubthumper" was blasting from the radio, and I could see the 5-time Oscar nominee inside singing along with the "He drinks a whiskey drink/He drinks a vodka drink" part—though she couldn't keep up with the guy in the song, and sort of mumbled along until the "I get knocked down..." chorus arrived.

I got in and told Kate Winslet how big a fan I was. The Titanic star cut me off, shouting, "Whasuuuuuuuup?" like in those late-'90s Budweiser commercials—except hers went on a really, really long time. I mean a good 15 seconds, easy, during which I smiled awkwardly and touched stuff on the dashboard until she finished.

I asked Kate Winslet what she felt like doing. She said she "absolutely had" to see Epic Movie.  I'm not sure if she meant this rhetorically, or if she was literally required to see the film as part of some Screen Actors' Guild bylaw, but we drove to the theater downtown regardless. During the show, Kate Winslet would periodically grow bored and shout lines from some of her movies—although not necessary her lines. In fact, she eventually began shouting random quotes from pictures she had nothing to do with—specifically the phrase, "Snoochie boochies!" She also did the Budweiser thing a few more times.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-03 17:37:23 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />